Windows '98 source code

/*>> >    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL   HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if (first_time_installation)
      {
        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
        do_nothing_loop();
        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
        hang_system();
      }
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
      if (still_not_crashed)
      {
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        basically_run_windows_3.1();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_nothing_loop();
      }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
      disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
      set_wait_states(lots);
      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
      crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
      system_memory =3D open("a:\swp0001.swp",
                           O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
}