1. |
[_] Mr. |
[_] Mrs. |
[_] Ms. |
[_] Miss |
[_] Lt. |
[_] Gen. |
[_] Comrade |
[_] Classified |
[_] Other |
First Name: .................................................... |
Initial: ........ |
Last Name: ...................................................... |
Password: .............................. (max 8 char) |
Code Name: ...................................................... |
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ........... .......... |
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2. Which
model aircraft did you purchase? |
[_] F-14 Tomcat |
[_] F-15 Eagle |
[_] F-16 Falcon |
[_] F-117A Stealth |
[_] Classified |
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3. Date of
purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... / ......./...... |
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4. Serial
Number:................................................ |
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5. Please
check where this product was purchased: |
[_] Received as gift / aid package |
[_] Catalog showroom |
[_] Independent arms broker |
[_] Mail order |
[_] Discount store |
[_] Government surplus |
[_] Classified |
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6. Please
check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased: |
[_] Heard loud noise, looked up |
[_] Store display |
[_] Espionage |
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally |
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer |
[_] Was attacked by one |
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7. Please
check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell
Douglas product: |
[_] Style / appearance |
[_] Speed / maneuverability |
[_] Price / value |
[_] Comfort / convenience |
[_] Kickback / bribe |
[_] Recommended by salesperson |
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation |
[_] Advanced Weapons Systems |
[_] Back room politics |
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat |
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8. Please
check the location(s) where this product will be used: |
[_] North America |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Central / South America |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Aircraft carrier |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Europe |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Middle East (not Iraq) |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Africa |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Asia / Far East |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Misc. Third World countries |
[_] Iraq |
[_] Classified |
[_] Iraq |
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9. Please
check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future: |
[_] Color TV |
[_] VCR |
[_] ICBM |
[_] Killer Satellite |
[_] CD Player |
[_] Air-to-Air Missiles |
[_] Space Shuttle |
[_] Home Computer |
[_] Nuclear Weapon |
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10. How
would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply:) |
[_] Communist / Socialist |
[_] Terrorist |
[_] Crazed |
[_] Neutral |
[_] Democratic |
[_] Dictatorship |
[_] Corrupt |
[_] Primitive / Tribal |
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11. How
did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? |
[_] Deficit spending |
[_] Cash |
[_] Suitcases of cocaine |
[_] Oil revenues |
[_] Personal check |
[_] Credit card |
[_] Ransom money |
[_] Travelers check |
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12. Your
occupation: |
[_] Homemaker |
[_] Sales / marketing |
[_] Revolutionary |
[_] Clerical |
[_] Mercenary |
[_] Tyrant |
[_] Middle management |
[_] Eccentric billionaire |
[_] Defense Minister / General |
[_] Retired |
[_] Student |
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13. To
help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities
in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis: |
[_] Golf |
[_] Boating / sailing |
[_] Sabotage |
[_] Running / jogging |
[_] Propaganda / disinformation |
[_] Destabilization / overthrow |
[_] Default on loans |
[_] Gardening |
[_] Crafts |
[_] Black market / smuggling |
[_] Collectibles / collections |
[_] Watching sports on TV |
[_] Wines |
[_] Interrogation / torture |
[_] Household pets |
[_] Crushing rebellions |
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance |
[_] Fashion clothing |
[_] Border disputes |
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction |